Jerry and his Booze: A Pictorial Essay

Meet Jerry. 

Jerry loves his booze. 

So happy!

Sometimes, his booze makes him feel happy. 

Don't cry, Jerry. 

Sometimes, his booze makes him feel sad. 

That girl is gorgeous!

Sometimes, his booze makes him feel downright FRISKY!

 

But, usually, his booze just makes him take lots of pictures with his mouth open. 

Dirty Pickle Martini

Ingredients
1 - 2 parts vodka (depending on how strong you like your drinks)
1 part pickle brine (bought from a homemade pickle stand, the jar just won't do).
sliced pickles for garnish

Method
1. Pour into martini shaker with ice. Shake and serve!

 

The Dirty Bloody Martini - variation courtesy of Jerry*

A mix of a dirty pickle martini and a bloody mary

Ingredients

1 - 2 parts vodka

1 part pickle brine

All the following ingredients are to taste:

tomato juice

worcestershire

olive juice

green olives

srichacha

black pepper

whole grain mustard

Method

1. Pour into martini shaker with ice. Shake and serve!

*Jerry is the king of kitchen sink cooking!